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I BOUGHT 300 TICKETS TO SEE THE INSANE NEW MOVIE “GOOD TIME

I BOUGHT 300 TICKETS TO SEE THE INSANE NEW MOVIE “GOOD TIME” (@goodtimemov) WITH ROB PATTINSON AND I’M GIVING THEM ALL AWAY, JUST BECAUSE I’M A GREAT AMERICAN. BE AT THE 68TH STREET AND BROADWAY AMC LOEWS THEATRE THIS SUNDAY (8/20), THE MOVIE STARTS AT 4:30 AND I’LL BE THERE ANY TIME AFTER 3 WITH A GANG OF MY MUTANT INTERNS. IT’S FREE. COMPLETELY TOTALLY 100% FREE. THERE’S NO LIMIT, I’LL GIVE YOU 30 IF YOU COME WITH 30 PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT AN AD, I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS SHIT.
BE THERE, BUTTHEADS.

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