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Back in 2013 – another era – I paid Vincent Zambrano make

Back in 2013 – another era – I paid Vincent Zambrano make me two perfect Wade Guyton paintings.
He did it.
Yay!
I paid like $2200.00. All good. However, he didn’t understand that I wanted two SMALL ONES!
I live in a NYC apartment! He made them the exact huge size of the Guytons!
So for the last four-fucking-years one of these things has been leaning on my wall, taking up all my space! Today I finally stripped off the linen canvass. And to recoup some of my doe:
Anyone want to buy a really well made big-ass oddly-shaped stretcher?? (You could say the provenance is “Another failed Jerry project”)?? It measures: (Pretty stupid shape; except for Guyton #EpsonPrinter)
84-inches by 44-inches.
You gotta pick it up too. Make me an offer I can’t refuse; you get a selfie with me too; but no conversation.
Or oral… PS. Yes I bought a MAGA hat when I thought we’d never see them again before … you know the rest…. Xo

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