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1. I always think: “If I could have studied/been something else, I’d

1. I always think: “If I could have studied/been something else, I’d be a paleo-botanist.” 2. Like the sea must have been such a horrific-shit terrifyingly dangerous place that life some-fucking-how crept out of the sea and started living on and colonizing this still-boiling hot infernal land-mass. Like, why do that!?! Especially when there was nothing to eat there; except whatever “air” was then; and dirt and rocks and shit. 3. For real: What would you be if you could have been ONE other thing? (Just one, buttercups.) (And not a male model for Huge Easy D.
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